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Kinky Wazoo

by Argus Marks

Cory Sweeney is a young man with a family connection to an ancient secret practice known as the Taboo Act-- which leads him to an interesting new job, ceremonial performances, and revelations about his past, including a special reunion and an unlikely inheritance.

Her dark blonde pubic hair had been trimmed into a neat triangle, with visible stubble along both sides to mar the effect. He’d found pages on the web devoted to both the unnaturally hairy and the clean-shaven, and he decided he liked the latter since it offered an unobstructed view of the proceedings. It was also a necessary first step in Kinkiwaza.
Reminding himself that he was the paying customer, he ducked into the adjoining bathroom to retrieve his electric razor from the medicine cabinet. Her eyes grew wide when he switched it on, but she didn’t utter a word. Not that he was going to use the three floating heads on such a sensitive area; that device had an attached trimmer that he was planning to use to thin out that patch. He thought she might object, thus demonstrating that she wasn’t quite as willing as she’d claimed, but she continued to hold her tongue. And he was very careful, as he guided the trimmer through that lushness and removed it in clumps, leaving a uniform area of stubble in its place.


A quick trip back to the bathroom yielded more required supplies. He used a wet washcloth to wipe her mons, then he filled his palm with shaving cream and spread it over that same delicate space. Instead of his regular safety razor, which might’ve been slightly dulled after several uses, he’d taken a new one from the package and he pressed its double blades to the tender flesh of her underbelly.
She remained calm. Her expression denoted curiosity more than anything, as if she wanted to ask why he had both kinds of razors, when most men preferred either one or the other. The simple truth was that the electric one had been a gift from his sister, which he used to trim his sideburns or when he was in a hurry, though he liked the safety razor better. As he drew the sharp edge across her sensitive skin, scraping away the stubble the trimmer left, she held her breath and appeared to forget any such obvious questions. He was very careful once again, since there was no fetish he knew of that involved the drawing of blood with nicks and cuts. His approach was methodical, relying on a deft and gentle touch and shaving with the grain, as that new blade made short work of turning her precious sex into a smooth hairless delight.
As he used the washcloth to wipe away the remains of the lather, her expression was one of relief, he was pleased to see. He was able to enjoy the view, then. Once revealed, her puss was a thing of beauty, of course, guaranteed to drive men wild, from six to a hundred-and-six. Her large lips parted with ease, and the box within was opened to show the pink delicacies it contained. The close-up shots he’d found on the web, part of a more generic gynecological fetish, had convinced him that no two sets of female genitalia were exactly identical, even though they had the same basic parts. Each one seemed to have its own unique arrangement, shape, and fleshtone; and hers was particularly appealing, if only because he had the privilege of seeing it live in such close proximity.
As tempted as he was to dine on that morsel, he decided there was plenty of time for that later. He sat up and observed her face, to see how she was reacting to the opening act of that marathon. Her expression wasn’t easy to read, but he detected no obvious anger or offense.